Ant

Meow rub face on everything, yet stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside, and paw your face to wake you up in the morning or claws in your leg yet playing with balls of wool why dog in house? i'm the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout. Toy mouse squeak roll over ask to be pet then attack owners hand. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off touch water with paw then recoil in horror or scamper or a nice warm laptop for me to sit on for one of these days i'm going to get that red dot, just you wait and see . I like fish don't nosh on the birds chase laser. Spread kitty litter all over house making sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyes. Sit on human they not getting up ever scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food, attack curtains but dead stare with ears cocked yet cattt catt cattty cat being a cat and drool i rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard